When the arcane sorcerers realised that teleportation caused orgasmic sensations in ordinary mortals, a new economic branch of the Chapter was born: Porthels. Charging horrendous prices for a trip from one room to the next bestowed the wizards with great riches – regular fares for single trips, double for couples, and so on. Additionally, there were discounts for the elderly and company outings – catering included. Soon, unregistered ‘whorezards’ attempted to enjoy a share in the trade, but often found their portals to cause unpredictable und irreversible mutations due to them neglecting protective enchantments. So if you are interested in a safe Porthel experience – watch out for the Chapter’s official seal of approval.
Disclosure: Mutations may still happen. The Chapter of Arcane Sorcerers disavows any responsibility for mutilation, decapitation or dissatisfaction caused by the provided goods and services.
